The Only Way For Mankind To Survive

We Don't Do Sensible Things. This Is America.

Don't Get So Tolerant That You Tolerate Intolerance.

I Do Miss George Bush. Compared To These Teabaggers And The People Who Are Pandering To Them, He Looks Like A Professor.

We Don't Really Have To Make Fun Of Religion - It Makes Fun Of Itself.

New Rule: If You Still Think Obama Is A Muslim, You Just Might Be A Redneck. A Christian Church In South Carolina Has A Sign Out Front That Says 'obama... Osama... Hmmm... Are They Brothers?' No, They're Not Brothers. In Fact, They're Not Even Related, Which Is More Than I Can Say For The Married Couples In Your Church.