The Only Way For Mankind To Survive

A Lot Of People Say They Are Dyslexic; Some Have To Realize That They Are Just Stupid.

I Don't Know Anyone Less Jesus Like Than Christians.

I Said Something Recently About How The President [barak Obama] Should Stop Trying To Placate The Crazies And The Right Wing And The Republicans And Stand Up For The 70 Percent Of Americans Who Are Not Insane And Stand Up For The People Who Actually Voted For You. That Hit A Real Nerve.

Rick Perry Said Obama's Suggestions For Gun Control Disgust Him. He Said The Real Answer To This Problem Isn't Laws, It's Prayer. You Know, I Know You're Not Supposed To Say This About Elected Officials, But I Would Pay To See Rick Perry Defend Himself Against A School Shooter With Prayer.

Now That They've Finished Reading The Constitution Out Loud, The Teabaggers Must Call Out That Group Of Elitist Liberals Whose Values Are So Antithetical To Theirs. I'm Talking Of Course About The Founding Fathers, Who The Teabaggers Believe Are Just Like Them, But Aren't. One Is A Group Of Exclusively White Men Who Live In A Bygone Century, Have Bad Teeth, And Think Of Blacks As 3/5 Of A Person, And The Other Are The Founding Fathers.