Anyone Who Can't Say Blank Is Deceitful.

I Come Out Before An Audience And Maybe My House Burned Down An Hour Ago, Maybe My Husband Stayed Out All Night, But I Stand There. ... I Got Them With Me, Right There In My Hand And Comfortable. That's My Job, To Make Them Comfortable, Because If They Wanted To Be Nervous They Could Have Stayed Home And Added Up Their Bills.

I'm A Bad Woman, But I'm Damn Good Company.

Your Audience Gives You Everything You Need. They Tell You. There Is No Director Who Can Direct You Like An Audience.

I Never Liked The Men I Loved, And Never Loved The Men I Liked.

When Love Is Out Of Your Life, You're Through In A Way. Because While It Is There It's Like A Motor That's Going, You Have Such Vitality To Do Things, Big Things, Because Love Is Goosing You All The Time.