Anybody That Wants To Disarm Me Can

The Spirit Of The Woods Is Like An Old Good Friend, Makes Me Feel Warm And Good Inside. I Knew His Name And It Was Good To See Him Again, Cause In The Wind He's Still Alive.

My Memory Bank Has Overflowed Out Of Control Forever. I'm Surprised My Smile Hasn't Killed Me Yet. I Have Lived An Indescribable Joyful, Adventurous, Musical Dream Life And It Just Gets Better Every Year.

Lance Bass Needs To Quit Worrying About Outer Space And Celebrate Life By Learning How To Kill His Own Food.

Oh God Almighty, Another Detroit Monster Is Chad Smith Of The Chili Peppers. Their Music Is Intoxicating Between Flea And Chad Smith. They're Contemporary Because They're Still Making Good Records, But I Don't Think There's Anything New That Has A Groove And Soulfulness. The Chili Peppers Just Stink Of Soul-and That's The Ultimate Compliment. They Continue What James Brown Created.

Like The Average American That I Hang Out With, And Like My Father Before Me, I Raised All My Children To Respect Tools And Use Them Wisely And Safely.