I Know We Just Met Today, But

I Don't Like Repeat Offenders; I Like Dead Offenders.

My Haters Are Laughable Punks, My Supporters The Greatest People That Ever Lived.

If You Don't Have A Sense Of Humor, You'll Hurt Yourself Arguing With Me.

Mankind: A Quality Of Life Upgrade Is Available To Each And Every One Of You. It Should Give You A Quality Of Life Upgrade, Which Means No Drugs, No Alcohol, No Fast Food - Unless, Of Course, It's A Mallard.

I Didn't Invent The Middle Finger, But I Perfected The Use Of It.