I Know We Just Met Today, But

If The Coyote's In Your Living Room Pissing On Your Couch, It's Not The Coyote's Fault. It's Your Fault For Not Shooting Him.

I Don't Like Repeat Offenders; I Like Dead Offenders.

Sometimes Too Much Tolerance Can Kill You. If You Are Tolerant Of People Poisoning Themselves To Death They Will Drag You Down. They Will Ruin Your Life By Being Intentional Obstacles To Your Dreams.

My Memory Bank Has Overflowed Out Of Control Forever. I'm Surprised My Smile Hasn't Killed Me Yet. I Have Lived An Indescribable Joyful, Adventurous, Musical Dream Life And It Just Gets Better Every Year.

While I Now Own More Guns Than The 82nd Airborne, My First Gun Is Still The Most Important Gun I've Ever Owned.