Any Man Who Does Not Have His

It Is A Difficult Matter To Gain The Affection Of A Cat. He Is A Philosophical, Methodical Animal, Tenacious Of His Own Habits, Fond Of Order And Neatness, And Disinclined To Extravagant Sentiment. He Will Be Your Friend, If He Finds You Worthy Of Friendship, But Not Your Slave.

Modesty Was Made For The Ugly.

If You Are Worthy Of Its Affection, A Cat Will Be Your Friend But Never Your Slave.

White Men Should Exhibit The Same Insensibility To Moral Tortures That Red Men Do To Physical Torments.

Sometimes He Will Sit On The Carpet In Front Of You, Looking At You With Eyes So Melting, So Caressing And So Human, That They Almost Frighten You, For It Is Impossible To Believe That A Soul Is Not There.