Any Husband Who Says, "my Wife And

Civilization Had Too Many Rules For Me, So I Did My Best To Rewrite Them.

I'm Going Out... Because I Deserve To Go Out! And I'm Going To Get Drunk... Because I Deserve To Get Drunk! And Get Out Of My Way!

If You Know Two Languages, The Level Of Your Intelligence Is Multiplied A Hundredfold In Other People's Eyes.

It Isn't A Matter Of Black Is Beautiful As Much As It Is White Is Not All That's Beautiful.

I'm Not The Boss Of My House. I Don't Know How I Lost It, I Don't Know When I Lost It, I Don't Really Think I Ever Had It. But I've Seen The Boss's Job...and I Don't Want It!