Any Excuse To Live In New York

Well, I Had An After Hours Club In Vancouver And When Any Of The Motown Acts Would Call.

When Mexicans Sneak Across The Border, They're More Apt To Carry A Bag Of Pot Then They Are A Fistful Of Money. Because The Pot Can Be Exchanged For Money, Anywhere In America. Anywhere In The World!

Comedy Is The Ultimate Truth. Jazz Is Hitting The Notes That That No One Else Would Hit, And Comedy Is Saying Words That No One Else Would Say.

I Believe That All Marijuana Is Medical.

I Used To Joke For Years That I Was A Black Man. I Adopted The Black Culture, The Black Race. I Married A Black Woman, And I Had Black Kids. I Always Considered Myself A 'brother.'