"and What Would Humans Be Without Love?"

People Were Stupid, Sometimes. They Thought The Library Was A Dangerous Place Because Of All The Magical Books, Which Was True Enough, But What Made It Really One Of The Most Dangerous Places There Could Ever Be Was The Simple Fact That It Was A Library.

Nanny Ogg Knew How To Start Spelling 'banana', But Didn't Know How You Stopped.

The Only Thing More Dangerous Then A Vampire Crazed With Blood Lust Was A Vampire Crazed With Anything Else. All The Meticulous Single-mindedness That Went Into Finding Young Women Who Slept With Their Bedroom Window Open Got Channeled Into Some Other Interest, With Merciless And Painstaking Efficiency.

Once Upon A Time The Plural Of 'wizard' Was 'war'.

Always Be Wary Of Any Helpful Item That Weighs Less Than Its Operating Manual.