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Getting Older Means You Don't Have To Shave Your Legs Anymore.

If Your Husband Is Cheating On You With A Carhop, Get Meryl Streep To Play You. You'll Feel Much Better.

You Can Blame Al Gore And You Can Blame Ralph Nader And You Can Blame George Bush, But I Blame Bill [clinton]. I Just Do. I Just Think He Squandered His Presidency The Night That Woman Delivered That Pizza To Him, And If He Hadn't, We Wouldn't Be Where We Are And There Would Be A Lot Of People Who Are Alive Today Who Aren't.

If There Is A Nora Ephron Signature Anything It Is That There's Slightly Too Much Food. I Have A Friend Whose Mantra Is: You Must Choose. And I Believe The Exact Opposite: I Think You Should Always Have At Least Four Desserts That Are Kind Of Fighting With Each Other.

Having Been Married So Many Times, I Know That One Of The Few Things I Am An Expert In Is Falling In Love.