I’m Really Not Interested In Women As

One Of The Great Things About Movies Is That It's Just That Short Period Of Time. It's A Bubble. The Last Thing You Want To Know Is That Elizabeth And Darcy Had A Fight Over How To Treat The Servants!

Some People Pretend To Like Capers, But The Truth Is That Any Dish That Tastes Good With Capers In It Tastes Even Better With Capers Not In It.

I Have Always Thought It Was A Terrible Shame That The Women's Movement Didn't Realise How Much Easier It Was To Reach People By Making Them Laugh Than By Shaking A Fist And Saying, 'don't You See How Oppressed You Are.

You Enter Into A Certain Amount Of Madness When You Marry A Person With Pets.

I Have Made A Lot Of Mistakes Falling In Love, And Regretted Most Of Them, But Never The Potatoes That Went With Them.