And Now The End Is Near, And

[dean Martin] Is An Absolute, Unqualified Drunk. And If We Ever Develop An Olympic Drinking Team, He's Gonna Be The Coach... Dean Martin Has Been Stoned More Often Than The United States Embassies.

Fresh Air Makes Me Throw Up. I Can't Handle It. I'd Rather Be Around Three Denobili Cigars Blowing In My Face All Night.

I Want To Be Buried With A Zippo, A Roll Of Dimes & A Bottle Of Jack!

I'm Supposed To Have A Ph.d. On The Subject Of Women.

If I Had As Many Love Affairs As I've Been Given Credit For, I'd Be In A Jar At The Harvard Medical School.