And It Absolutely Will Not Stop, Ever,

I Was Feeling Real Good And Real Manly. Until A Real Cowboy Walked By And Told Me I Had My Hat On Backwards. So Much For My Career As A Cowboy.

When I Was A Kid I Used To Go To The Movies, Double Features In Outdoor Theaters, And My Parents Used To Take Us To See Like, 'cat On A Hot Tin Roof' Or Something Like That, With Elizabeth Taylor.

As I've Always Said, 'i'm A Lover, Not A Fighter.' I'm Much Better With Women Than I Am Being Tough In A Bar!

I Think I'm Prouder Of 'the Victim' Than Anything Else, Just Because, If Nothing Else, It Doesn't Look Silly, It Doesn't Look Stupid. It Holds Up. It's Fun. A Lot Of People Have Enjoyed It, And I'm Real Happy About It.

They Gave Me The Chaps And Hat And Everything. I Looked Like A Real Cowboy. I Walked Around The Rodeo And Thought, I Am A Real Cowboy And Thought Everyone Thought I Was A Real Cowboy.