And If You Love Only Yourself, You

The Cost Of Living Keeps Going Up, Although Death Is Surprisingly Affordable.

Cardinal Dolan, Of Course, Has A Very, Very Hard Job: Trying To Hold Up Catholic Family Values In Sexually Liberal New York City. I'm Not Saying New York Is The Gay Mecca. But It's At Least Gay-rusalem.

I Am No Fan Of Books.

I Love Making Observations. That One Is A Classic Example.

Can't Wait For Tomorrow When I Get To Exercise My Patriotic Duty As An American: Complaining About How Long It's Taking To Vote.