And I Definitely Wanted To Be A

Thomas Was My True Name But Everyone Knew Me As Mick, Except My Mother, Who Knew Me As Definitely Michael.

And I Liked Pluralist Australia. I Got A Taste For Pluralist Australia. I Like, I Like Australians And I Can't Believe That They're Going To Go To Hell Because They Tell A Good Dirty Joke, You Know.

And I Found Both Literature And The Church Very Dramatic Presences In The World Of The 1950s.

And I Definitely Wanted To Be A Writer, But I Felt A Duty Now, Having Used Up Those Educational Resources, I Felt A Duty To The Church And My Parents To Become A Priest.

Um, What I Found Though About The Christian Brothers Is This: That They Were Certainly Muscular.