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Avoid Using Cigarettes, Alcohol, And Drugs As Alternatives To Being An Interesting Person.

Be Able To Confide Your Innermost Secrets To Your Mother And Your Innermost Fears To Your Father.

I?d Rather Be Rejected Than Used Because They Both Amount To The Same Thing In The End, But Being Used Takes A Lot Longer.

The Difference Between America And England Is That The English Think 100 Miles Is A Long Distance And The Americans Think 100 Years Is A Long Time. The Difference Between An Autobiography And An Unauthorized Biography Is Like The Difference Between An Account Of Your Life Written By Your Mother And One Written By Your Mother-in-law.

Be Able To Back Up A Car For A Considerable Distance In A Straight Line And Back Out Of A Driveway.