An Englishman Never Enjoys Himself, Except For

The Critical Period Of Matrimony Is Breakfast-time.

Men Who Would Face Torture Without A Word Become Blasphemous At The Short Fourteenth. It Is Clear That The Game Of Golf May Well Be Included In That Category Of Intolerable Provocations Which May Legally Excuse Or Mitigate Behaviour Not Otherwise Excusable.

Well, Fancy Giving Money To The Government! Might As Well Have Put It Down The Drain.

The Whole Constitution Has Been Erected Upon The Assumption That The King Not Only Is Capable Of Doing Wrong But Is More Likely To Do Wrong Than Other Men If He Is Given The Chance.

The Essence Of Humour Is Surprise; That Is Why You Laugh When You See A Joke In Punch.