An Educated Person Is One Who Has

Sending Grown-ups Up The Wall Is One Of The Things Adolescence Is All About. A Few Years Ago It Was Done With Rock 'n' Roll Music. Now At Least They Can Do It Quietly With A Home Computer.

While It Is Very Sturdy Of Comfortable Men To Point Out That Life Is Unfair, The People It Is Unfair To Are Not Apt To Be Morally Or Philosophically Elevated By The Announcement. If You Are Going To Preach That Unfairness Is Inescapable For Some, Good Sense Suggests That You Also Accept The Inevitability Of Beastly Behavior By People Who Have To Carry The Burden.

One Of The Many Burdens Of The Person Professing Christianity Has Always Been The Odium Likely To Be Heaped Upon Him By Fellow Christians Quick To Smell Out, Denounce And Punish Fraud, Hypocrisy And General Unworthiness Among Those Who Assert The Faith. In Ruder Days, Disputes About What Constituted A Fully Qualified Christian Often Led To Sordid Quarrels In Which The Disputants Tortured, Burned And Hanged Each Other In The Conviction That Torture, Burning And Hanging Were Christian Things To Do.

The Biographer's Problem Is That He Never Knows Enough. The Autobiographer's Problem Is That He Knows Too Much.

When You're The Only Pea In The Pod, Your Parents Are Likely To Get You Confused With The Hope Diamond.