Except For Politics, No Business Is Scrutinized

Scientists Have Been Struck By The Fact That Things That Break Down Virtually Never Get Lost, While Things That Get Lost Hardly Ever Break Down.

A Person Whose Job Is Deep Thinking About Atomic War Would No More Call A 'megadeath' A 'million Corpses' Than An Embalmer Would Refer To A 'loved One' As A 'stiff.'

Situation Comedy On Television Has Thrived For Years On 'canned' Laughter, Grafted By Gaglines By Technicians Using Records Of Guffawing Audiences That Have Been Dead For Years.

Skins Tanned To The Consistency Of Well-traveled Alligator Suitcases.

Feel Good About Linking Hands In Human Chain For Good Causes.