An Atheist Is A Man Who Looks

The Fellow Who Says He'll Meet You Halfway Usually Thinks He's Standing On The Dividing Line.

One Of The Most Lasting Pleasures You Can Experience Is The Feeling That Comes Over You When You Genuinely Forgive An Enemy - Whether He Knows It Or Not.

The Shortest Distance Between Two Jokes Makes A Perfect Speech.

You're Never Quite Sure How You Feel About A Neighbor Until A 'for Sale' Sign Suddenly Appears In Front Of His House.

Work Is The Best Wonder Drug Ever Devised By God.