An Artist’s Job Is To Captivate… If

Music Is What Mathematics Does On A Saturday Night.

Never Argue With A Drunk Or A Fool.

There Are Television Critics, Movie Critics, And Theater Critics Too Who I Like And Who I Follow And I Get Genuinely Bummed When They Don't Like Something That I've Written Because I Usually Agree With Them.

A Friend Is Somebody Who Says The Same Things To Your Face That They Would Say If You're Not In The Room.

My Preference Would Have Been To Not Go Back On The Air After 911, At All Until The Time Felt Right But That Wasn't An Option.