The Love Bird Is One Hundred Percent

My Philosophy Of Life Can Be Summed Up In Four Words: It Can't Be Helped.

The Earthworm Plows The Whole World With His Tunnels, Drains And Aerates The Earth… If You Ever Buy Any Land, Be Sure It Has Plenty Of Earthworms Toiling And Moiling All Day So That You Can Sit Down And Relax.

Cæsar Might Have Married Her [cleopatra], But He Had A Wife At Home. There's Always Something.

A Hermit Is Simply A Person To Whom Civilization Has Failed To Adjust Itself.

[footnote:] Pliny The Elder Described A Whale Called "balaena Or Whirlpool, Which Is So Long And Broad As To Take Up More In Length And Breadth Than Two Acres Of Ground." This Brings Up Again The Old Question: Are The Classics Doomed? Our Ancestors Believed That Four Years Of This Sort Of Information Would Inevitably Produce A President, Or At Least A Cabinet Member. It Didn't Seem To Work Out That Way.