An Actress Can Only Play A Woman.

Normal Is Nothing More Than A Cycle On A Washing Machine.

If You Get A Little Gassy, You've Got To Let It Go. So People Used To Say To Me, 'you're Like A Whoopee Cushion.'

I Don't Believe That There Is Any Good Career Move Or Bad Career Move. I Believe There Are Only The Things That Make Me Happy.

I'd Like Somebody To Get Rid Of The Death Tax. That's What I Want. I Don't Want To Get Taxed Just Because I Died. I Just Don't Think It's Right. If I Give Something To My Kid, I Already Paid The Tax. Why Should I Have To Pay It Again Because I Died?

I Won Once [an Oscar]. So It Can't Be That Racist.