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Her Least Favorite Thing: Voluntary Ignorance

When I Was Doing Ensemble Theater And Comedy Work, I Felt I Had Some Talents. But When I Started Doing My Shows In Berkeley And Found That I Could Be Funny On My Own, I Was Shocked.

I Am The American Dream. I Am The Epitome Of What The American Dream Basically Said. It Said You Could Come From Anywhere And Be Anything You Want In This Country. That's Exactly What I've Done.

I Eat Eight Bags Of Chips In One Sitting, And Then Nothing For A Day Or Two. I Learned That My Body Thought It Was Starving, So It Would Hold On To Fat.

I've Learned To Take Time For Myself And To Treat Myself With A Great Deal Of Love And Respect, Because I Like Me.. I Think I'm Kind Of Cool.