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Consciousness Does Affect Matter.

It Is 10 Years Since I Used Drugs Or Drank Alcohol And My Life Has Improved Immeasurably. I Have A Job, A House, A Cat, Good Friendships And Generally A Bright Outlook.

A Halloween-haired, Sachsgate-enacting, Estuary-whining, Glitter-lacquered, Priapic Berk How Dare I, From My Velvet Chaise Longue, In My Hollywood Home Like Kubla Khan, Drag My Limbs From My Harem To Moan About The System? A System That Has Posited Me On A Lilo Made Of Thighs In An Ocean Filled With Honey And Foie Gras'd My Essex Arse With Undue Praise And Money.

Normally, I'm Good At First Dates, 'cause That's The Only Date I Ever Have, So I Know How To Control It And Be Confident.

All Penguins Are The Same Below The Surface, Which I Think Is As Perfect An Analogy As We're Likely To Get For The Futility Of Racism.