My Life Is Just A Series Of

People Don't Throw Your Bags Out Of Windows Because Of Lies; They Throw Them Out Because Of The Truth.

Socialism Isn't A Dirty Word; It Just Means Sharing. Really, It's Just The Bureaucratic Arm Of Christianity.

I'm Buying Things For People I Don't Even Know. I'm Like Willy Wonka, But More Manipulative. Imagine If Willy Wonka Had A Devious Goal.

I've Always Had This Impulse To Be Destructive.

I Didn't Take A Job On Fox News Because I'm Interested In Progress. I'm Interested In Shouting And Pointing And Simplifying Things!