Amy Sedaris Makes Me Laugh Harder Than

Dreams Are Really Boring, But Every So Often I Threw In A Doozy.

I Cannot Believe The Volume Of Famous People I Run Into In My Life, And That's Part Of The Reason I Love Diary Format.

Dinner 'conversation' At The Cohens' Meant My Sister, Mom, And I Relaying In Brutal Detail The Day's Events In A State Of Amplified Hysteria, While My Father Listened To His Own Smooth Jazz Station In His Head.

I'd Like To Think, That Were He Alive Today, Andy Warhol Would Be Painting The Housewives.

There Are Days Now Where I Think, "oh Man, That Would've Been A Great Entry," But I'm Putting The Pen Down Until I Clear My Head, Or Think Of Another Book Idea.