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There Are Three Things The Prospective Traveler To Russia Does Well To Bear In Mind. One: It Is Their Country. Two: Most Foreigners Are Profoundly Relieved That This Is So. Three: You Don't Have To Go.

On The Whole, I Haven't Found Men Unduly Loath To Say, 'i Love You.' The Real Trick Is To Get Them To Say, 'will You Marry Me?

I've Got A Heart Like A College Prom. Each One I Dance With Seems The Best Of All.

We've Surrounded The Most Vital And Commonplace Human Function With A Vast Morass Of Taboos, Convention, Hypocrisy, And Plain Claptrap.

Wart Hogs Should Sue For Libel. It Is A Terrible Name And They Are Fine Fellows And Devoted Family Men And It Is Rare To See One By Himself; The Little Woman And The Kiddies Are Usually Close At Hand.