America's Best Buy Is A Telephone Call

Believe Me, Nothing Is So Calculated To Lose You Audience Sympathy As Too Many Tears. Move Your Listeners All You Can But Let Them Do The Crying.

That Is What Is So Marvelous About Europe; The People Long Ago Learned That Space And Beauty And Quiet Refuges In A Great City, Where Children May Play And Old People Sit In The Sun, Are Of Far More Value To The Inhabitants Than Real Estate Taxes And Contractors' Greed.

I've Got A Heart Like A College Prom. Each One I Dance With Seems The Best Of All.

When Men Don't Like Another Man Everyone Assumes He's No Good And That The Men Know What They Are Talking About, Yet When Women Dislike Another Woman People Just Think They're Being Catty.

All The Humiliating, Tragicomic, Heartbreaking Things Happened To Me In My Girlhood, And Nothing Makes Me Happier Than To Realize I Cannot Possibly Relive My Youth.