Americans Will Feed Anyone That's Not Close

When You Have Helped To Raise The Standard Of Cooking, You Have Helped To Raise The Only Thing In The World That Really Matters. We Only Have One Or Two Wars In A Lifetime, But We Have Three Meals A Day -- There's Nothing In The World That We Do As Much As We Do Eating.

I Don't Know What Humor Is.

Prosperity This Winter Is Going To Be Enjoyed By Everybody That Is Fortunate Enough To Get Into The Poor Farm.

If I Could Kick The Person In The Tail That Causes Me The Most Problems I Could Not Sit Down For A Week

When Ignorance Gets Started It Knows No Bounds.