Americans Will Feed Anyone That's Not Close

I Never Met A Man I Didn't Get A Kind Of Strange And Exciting Tingling Sensation From.

It's Easy Being A Humorist When You've Got The Whole Government Working For You.

You Know You've Got To Exercise Your Brain Just Like Your Muscles.

Diplomats Are Just As Essential To Starting A War As Soldiers Are For Finishing It... You Take Diplomacy Out Of War, And The Thing Would Fall Flat In A Week.

I Will Never Joke About Old Soldiers Who Try To Get To Reunions To Talk Over The War Again. To Talk Of Old Times With Old Friends Is The Greatest Thing In The World.