Americans Will Feed Anyone That's Not Close

There Is No Credit To Being A Comedian, When You Have The Whole Government Working For You. All You Have To Do Is Report The Facts. I Dont Even Have To Exaggerate.

The Problem In America Isn't So Much What People Don't Know; The Problem Is What People Think They Know That Just Ain't So.

It's One Of The Most Progressive Cities In The World. Shooting Is Only A Sideline.

I Will Never Joke About Old Soldiers Who Try To Get To Reunions To Talk Over The War Again. To Talk Of Old Times With Old Friends Is The Greatest Thing In The World.

The Problem Ain't What People Know. It's What People Know That Ain't So That's The Problem.