Americans Do Seem To Say Things Which

Noble Deeds And Hot Baths Are The Best Cures For Depression.

Even A Broken Heart Doesn't Warrant A Waste Of Good Paper.

Though He Had Very Little Latin Beyond "cave Canem," He Had, As A Young Dog, Devoured Shakespeare (in A Tasty Leather Binding).

I Write This Sitting In The Kitchen Sink.

But Some Characters In Books Are Really Real--jane Austen's Are; And I Know Those Five Bennets At The Opening Of Pride And Prejudice, Simply Waiting To Raven The Young Men At Netherfield Park, Are Not Giving One Thought To The Real Facts Of Marriage.