Oh, It Is Wonderful To Wake Up

Father Says Hot Water Can Be As Stimulating As An Alcoholic Drink And Though I Never Come By One...i Can Well Believe It.

I Believe It Is Customary To Get One's Washing Over First In Baths And Bask Afterwards; Personally, I Bask First. I Have Discovered That The First Few Minutes Are The Best And Not To Be Wasted-- My Brain Always Seethes With Ideas And Life Suddenly Looks Much Better Than Did.

I'm Convinced England's Overflowing With Eccentric People, Places, Happenings. Indeed, You Might Say Eccentricity's Normal In England.

Noble Deeds And Hot Baths Are The Best Cures For Depression.

...with Stories Even A Page Can Take Me Hours, But The Truth Seems To Flow Out As Fast As I Can Get It Down.