America Is The New Roman Empire. Remember

If You're Choking In A Restaurant You Can Just Say The Magic Words, 'heimlich Maneuver,' And All Will Be Well. Trouble Is, It's Difficult To Say 'heimlich Maneuver' When You're Choking To Death.

Scrabble Was Invented By Nazis To Piss Off Kids With Dyslexia.

I Want To Live Till I Die. No More, No Less.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!

You Have The American Dream! The Dream Is To Be Born In A Gutter And Grow Up, And Then Get All The Money In The World And Stick It In Your Ears And Go Thbbbbbt.