Always Turn Your Wheel In The Direction

I'd Like To Thank My Mother, My Father, The Academy. I'm Sorry. I Was Thinking Of Something Else.

When Someone You Love Dies, You Don't Lose Them All At Once. You Lose Them In Pieces Over Time, Like How The Mail Stops Coming.

Until Ace Ventura, No Actor Had Considered Talking Through His Ass.

I Enjoy Fame Except When I'm With My Daughter. Kids Stop Me All The Time And I Don't Want Her To Be Jealous Of The Attention. Also, Sometimes I Just Want To Be Left Alone And I Refuse To Make Rubber Faces. That's When They Start Asking, What's The Matter, Man, Don't You Like Your Job? I Say, Yeah, I Like My Job. But I Also Like Having Sex, And I'm Not Going To Do That In Front Of You Either.

Movie Offers Are Out There For Me, I Just Don't Hear Them Yet.