Always Remember That As Long As Other

A Rental Car Is Basically An Ashtray On Wheels.

In Less Enlightened Times, The Best Way To Impress Women Was To Own A Hot Car.

God Designs People's Emotions So You Fall In Love With People Who, In Return, Wouldn't Even Use Your Hollowed-out Skull For A Spittoon.

E-books Are Impervious To Analogy.

Nothing Defines Humans Better Than Their Willingness To Do Irrational Things In The Pursuit Of Phenomenally Unlikely Payoffs. This Is The Principle Behind Lotteries, Dating, And Religion.