Always Remember: If You're Alone In The

Tears Mess Up Your Makeup.

Because I've Done A Lot Of Television, I'm Sort Of A Generalist. I'm Not A Pastry Cook, But I've Had To Learn A Certain Amount About It. I'm Not A Baker, Though I've Had To Learn How To Do It. I'm Sort Of A General Cook.

Be A Fearless Cook! Try Out New Ideas And New Recipes, But Always Buy The Freshest And Finest Ingredients, Whatever They May Be. Furnish Your Kitchen With The Most Solid And Workmanlike Equipment You Can Find. Keep Your Knives Ever Sharp And - Toujours Bon Appetit!

Fake Food -- I Mean Those Patented Substances Chemically Flavored And Mechanically Bulked Out To Kill The Appetite And Deceive The Gut -- Is Unnatural, Almost Immoral, A Bane To Good Eating And Good Cooking.

Good French Cooking Cannot Be Produced By A Zombie Cook.