Also, I've Already Won All The Awards.

I Don't Know Why People Would Want To Have Lunch With Writers. I've Eaten With Writers. We Have Appalling Table Manners, And Rarely Say Anything Other Than 'pass The Salt' Or 'if You're Not Going To Eat That, Can I Have It?'

I Don't Know. I Had To Be Something, Didn't I?

Go, And Make Interesting Mistakes, Make Amazing Mistakes, Make Glorious And Fantastic Mistakes. Break Rules. Leave The World More Interesting For Your Being Here.

Real Life Doesn't Have To Be Convincing, But Fiction Does.

Have Been Unavoidably Detained By The World. Expect Us When You See Us.