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Mr. Pewter Led Them Through To A Library, Filled With Thousands Of Antiquarian Books. 'impressive, Eh?' 'very,' Said Jack. 'how Did You Amass All These?' 'well,' Said Pewter, 'you Know The Person Who Always Borrows Books And Never Gives Them Back?' 'yes...?' 'i'm That Person.

Agents And Publishers Only Want One Thing - Good Writing.

...being Written By Someone Who Might Not Quite Understand The Subconscious Nuance Of The Character Leaves Us In Varying Degrees Of Flatness.

The Cleanest Souls Are The Easiest To Soil.

There Are A Lot Of Idiots In This Country, And They Deserve Representation As Much As The Next Man.