All Wars Are Planned By Old Men

All Wars Are Planned By Old Men In Council Rooms Apart.

Play Ball! Means Something More Than Runs Or Pitches Thudding Into Gloves! Remember Through The Summer Suns This Is The Game Your Country Loves.

There Are Three Types Of Golf: Golf, Tournament Golf And Major Championship Golf.

You Wonder How They Do It And You Look To See The Knack You Watch The Foot In Action, Or The Shoulder Or The Back, But When You Spot The Answer Where The Higher Glamours Lurk You'll Find In Moving Higher Up The Laurel Covered Spire That Most Of It Is Practice And The Rest Of It Is Work.

Golf Is 20 Percent Mechanics And Technique. The Other 80 Pecent Is Philosophy, Humor, Tragedy, Romance, Melodrama, Companionship, Camaraderie, Cussedness And Conversation.