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My Belt Holds My Pants Up, But The Belt Loops Hold My Belt Up. I Don't Really Know What's Happening Down There. Who Is The Real Hero?

Every Time I Walk By A Spy Shop, I Think That I Need To Put Some Surveillance On Somebody. Rick's Been Acting Fishy! I Need To Buy A Safe That Looks Like A Spray 'n Wash Can. "hey, Mitch, Can I Use The Spray 'n Wash?" "yeah, If You Want To Spray Your Shirt With Documents!"

I Met This Girl, She Was An Actress, And She Gave Me Her Number. It Started With 555.

I Used To Do Drugs. I Still Do Drugs. But I Used To, Too.

One Time I Was Forced To Go To The Doctors Because Of A Sports Accident. Herpes.