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I Would Imagine That If You Could Understand Morse Code, A Tap Dancer Would Drive You Crazy.

I Like Vending Machines, Because Snacks Are Better When They Fall. If I Buy A Candy Bar At The Store, Oftentimes I Will Drop It So That Is Achieves Its Maximum Flavor Potential.

If You Can't Sleep, Count Sheep. Don't Count Endangered Animals. You Will Run Out.

I Went To A Restaurant, And I Saw A Guy Wearing A Leather Jacket, Eating A Hamburger, Drinking A Glass Of Milk. I Said, "dude, You Are A Cow. The Metamorphosis Is Complete. Don't Fall Asleep Or I Will Tip You Over!"

It's Weird... People Say They're Not Like Apes. Now How Do You Explain Football Then?