All That Means Is That It Wasn't

There's A Reason Why Forty, Fifty, And Sixty Don't Look The Way They Used To, And It's Not Because Of Feminism, Or Better Living Through Exercise. It's Because Of Hair Dye. In The 1950's Only 7 Percent Of American Women Dyed Their Hair; Today There Are Parts Of Manhattan And Los Angeles Where There Are No Gray-haired Women At All.

In My Sex Fantasy, Nobody Ever Loves Me For My Mind.

Lesbianism Has Always Seemed To Me An Extremely Inventive Response To A Shortage Of Men, But Otherwise Not Worth The Trouble.

If Sigmund Freud Had Watched Phil Donahue He Would Never Have Wondered What Women Want.

If You're Looking For Monogamy, You'd Better Marry A Swan.