All Right, Everyone. Fess Up. Who Just

The Only Vampires I've Ever Seen Are The Goths Trying To Get A Glimpse Of Anne Rice's House, Who Drink Strawberry Sodas And Tell Each Other It's Blood.

Well, I Would Turn Into A Dragon And Fly You Home, But Something Tells Me You Would Protest. (sebastian) No Doubt. I Imagine The Scales Would Also Chafe My Skin. (channon) True. Not To Mention, I Once Learned The Hard Way That They Really Do Call The Military Out On You. You Know, Fighter Jets Are Hard To Dodge When You Have A Forty-foot Wingspan. (sebastian)

Oh, Hello, Me Lovely, We Haven’t Met. Asmodeus, Demon Extraordinaire, At Your Service. Any Service You May Require, Especially Those That Involve Nudity And Adjoining Body Parts Joining Other People’s Body Parts. (asmodeus)

What Planet Are You From? Obviously Planet Insanity Was Missing A Local, Long-term Resident.' (nick)

Then Why Don’t You And Bubba Have Girlfriends? (nick) I Don’t Want The Drama Of It. After The Last One Burnt Up All My Clothes With My Jack Daniel’s Black Label Collection And Tried To Decapitate Me With My Cds, I Decided I’d Take A Hiatus For A Bit. (mark)