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If I Came In To Recruit Your Son, I Would Tell You, Your Wife, And Your Son, That I Will Be The Most Demanding Coach Your Son Can Play For.

And I Would Be The First To Admit That Probably, In A Lot Of Press Conferences Over The Time That I Have Been In Coaching, Indulging My Own Sense Of Humor At Press Conferences Has Not Been Greatly To My Benefit.

I Tell You What Really Fries My Ass. When Somebody Gets On Me For The Way I Look. Fat. Overweight. Well, I May Be Overweight. But I'm Sure Not Fat. And I Guarantee You, I'm A Better Athlete Than Any F***g Body Writing. To This Day, They Don't Want To Play Tennis With Me. The Don't Want To Play Me In Golf. They Don't Want To F***g Run With Me

This Is Like The Town Council Just Hired A New Marshal To Clean Up The Town, I Guarantee You, If I Stay Here Long Enough, They'll Get Rid Of Me, Too.

Victory Favors The Team Making The Fewest Mistakes.