All Newcastle Fans Need To Know Is

I Hate To Admit This But I Don't Even Know How To Make A Cup Of Tea Or Coffee. I Can Boil A Kettle For A Pot Noodle And I've Been Known To Warm Up Some Food In The Microwave.

The Champions League Is More Interesting To Watch Than International Football And The Quality Is Superior As Well.

I Don't Want To Be Modelling G-strings. It's Not That Good For My Image – I'm A Footballer Not A Tart

Bayern Munich Are Probably The Standout Team On The Planet.

If You Cut Me In Half, I'm A Footballer.