All My Dogs Have Been Scamps And

The Expert At Anything Was Once A Beginner.

Our House Was Always Filled With Dogs... They Helped Make Our House A Kennel, It Is True, But The Constant Patter Of Their Filthy Paws And The Dreadful Results Of Their Brainless Activities Have Warmed Me Throughout The Years.

The Truth Is That There Is Only One Terminal Dignity - Love. And The Story Of A Love Is Not Important - What Is Important Is That One Is Capable Of Love. It Is Perhaps The Only Glimpse We Are Permitted Of Eternity.

At 50, You Need To Laugh About Your Age. If You Don't, Everybody Else Will Do It For You. Happy Birthday, Old Chum!

Mere Longevity Is A Good Thing For Those Who Watch Life From The Side Lines. For Those Who Play The Game, An Hour May Be A Year, A Single Day's Work An Achievement For Eternity.