All Mothers Are Slightly Insane.

I Thought What I'd Do Was I'd Pretend I Was One Of Those Deaf-mutes.

I Have A Feeling That You're Riding For Some Kind Of A Terrible, Terrible Fall. But I Don't Honestly Know What Kind.... It May Be The Kind Where, At The Age Of Thirty, You Sit In Some Bar Hating Everybody Who Comes In Looking As If He Might Have Played Football In College. Then Again, You May Pick Up Just Enough Education To Hate People Who Say, 'it's A Secret Between He And I.' Or You May End Up In Some Business Office, Throwing Paper Clips At The Nearest Stenographer. I Just Don't Know.

I'm The Most Terrific Liar You Ever Saw In Your Life.

I'm Quite Illiterate, But I Read A Lot.

In My Mind, I'm Probably The Biggest Sex Maniac You Ever Saw.