People Always Clap For The Wrong Reasons.

You Take A Really Sleepy Man, Esmé, And He Always Stands A Chance Of Again Becoming A Man With All His Fac — With All His F-a-c-u-l-t-i-e-s Intact.

God, How I Still Love Private Readers. It’s What We All Used To Be.

Know Your True Measurements And Dress Your Mind Accordingly

In Every School I've Gone To, All The Athletic Bastards Stick Together.

You’d Better Get Busy, Though, Buddy. The Goddam Sands Run Out On You Every Time You Turn Around. I Know What I’m Talking About. You’re Lucky If You Get Time To Sneeze In This Goddam Phenomenal World.