All Men Are Frauds. The Only Difference

There Comes A Day Of Public Ceremonial, And A Chance To Make A Speech.... A Million Voters With Iqs Below 60 Have Their Ears Glued To The Radio. It Takes Four Days' Hard Work To Concoct A Speech Without A Sensible Word In It. Next A Dam Must Be Opened Somewhere. Four Dry Senators Get Drunk And Make A Painful Scene. The Presidential Automobile Runs Over A Dog. It Rains.

Evil: That Which One Believes Of Others. It Is A Sin To Believe Evil Of Others, But It Is Seldom A Mistake

Men Become Civilized, Not In Proportion To Their Willingness To Believe, But In Their Readiness To Doubt.

I'm Ombibulous. I Drink Every Known Alcoholic Drink And Enjoy Them All.

A Cynic Is A Man Who, When He Smells Flowers, Looks Around For A Coffin.