All Lies Are Told With A Straight

Neither Conservatives Nor Humorists Believe Man Is Good. But Left-wingers Do.

In The American Political System, You're Only Allowed To Have Real Ideas If It's Absolutely Guaranteed That You Can't Win An Election

Smoking Cigarettes Seems To Alarm Peace Activists Much More Than Voting For Reagan Does.

With Epcot Center, The Disney Corporation Has Accomplished Something I Didn't Think Possible In Today's World. They Have Created A Land Of Make-believe That's Worse Than Regular Life.

The Real Alternative To Power Of The Rich Is Not Power Of The Poor. It's Just Plain Power.