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In A House Where There Are Small Children The Bathroom Soon Takes On The Appearance Of The Old Curiosity Shop.

Except For An Occasional Heart Attack I Feel As Young As I Ever Did.

Anyone Who Tries To Keep Track Of What Is Happening In China Is Going To End Up By Wearing All The Skin Of His Left Ear From Twirling Around On It.

Every Boy Should Have Two Things: A Dog And A Mother Who Lets Him Have One

In Milwaukee Last Month A Man Died Laughing Over One Of His Own Jokes. That's What Makes It So Tough For Us Outsiders. We Have To Fight Home Competition.