All I Ever Wanted To Be Was

It Is Not The Question, What Am I Going To Be When I Grow Up; You Should Ask The Question, Who Am I Going To Be When I Grow Up.

I Got A Heart Tattooed On My Foot. It's My First Tattoo.

Paparazzi Will Try To Get The Most Controversial Picture Of You In A Compromising Position Because That's How They're Going To Sell It.

You Don't Have To Tell A Child Not To Bully. You Know, You Talk At Kids, They Don't Hear You, But When You Give Them A Visceral Experience, Then They Have Something To Remember.

Comedy Is Like Catching Lightning In A Bottle.